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Song of the Day Friday 25/05/2012

50 Cent - Ghetto Qu’ran

Bit of old school 50 to take us all into the weekend. This is before he blew up with ‘In da club’ and many speculate this jam is what got him shot. Lyrically a great track. Enjoy the weekend

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Lima Signs for Rabbitohs Sportal.com.au Jeff Lima will return to the NRL from Wigan Warriors next season after signing a two-year deal with South Sydney Rabbitohs. Lima, 29, has made 46 appearances for Wigan since joining the Super League club in July 2010. He was awarded the Lance Todd Trophy for man of the match as Wigan won the 2011 Challenge Cup under Michael Maguire. Maguire left Wigan to coach South Sydney in October last year, and will be reunited with Lima ahead of the 2013 campaign. Not fully sure how I feel about this move from Souths. A 2 year deal for a 29 year old seems fair enough as long as the price is right. But playing in the Super League is an entirely different ball game to the way we play here. On the plus side though, kid is a beast with a ton of experience and we need more go forward to let our backline do it’s thing. And it continues the Polynesian connection we got going at the club. So far we’ve lost Dave Taylor but gained Ben Te’o and Lima.. Seems pretty sweet to me. Souths premiers 2013

Lima Signs for Rabbitohs

Sportal.com.au

Jeff Lima will return to the NRL from Wigan Warriors next season after signing a two-year deal with South Sydney Rabbitohs.

Lima, 29, has made 46 appearances for Wigan since joining the Super League club in July 2010. He was awarded the Lance Todd Trophy for man of the match as Wigan won the 2011 Challenge Cup under Michael Maguire.

Maguire left Wigan to coach South Sydney in October last year, and will be reunited with Lima ahead of the 2013 campaign.

Not fully sure how I feel about this move from Souths. A 2 year deal for a 29 year old seems fair enough as long as the price is right. But playing in the Super League is an entirely different ball game to the way we play here.

On the plus side though, kid is a beast with a ton of experience and we need more go forward to let our backline do it’s thing. And it continues the Polynesian connection we got going at the club.

So far we’ve lost Dave Taylor but gained Ben Te’o and Lima.. Seems pretty sweet to me.

Souths premiers 2013

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Best part of the game Wednesday has hit the net. Gotta admire the big balls of Pearce. Enjoy.

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SWEDISH drugs gangs have abandoned cocaine and heroin for impotency and weight-loss drugs — which can net them greater profits with less risk.  NewsCore.com Products like illegally-imported counterfeit Viagra can yield 2,400 percent profits, news website The Local reported, citing the Dagens Nyheter newspaper, while narcotics only allow the gangs to double their money. The gangs also face far lighter punishments if they are caught peddling the counterfeit products. “The fact that organized crime has become increasingly interested in this is due to the high profitability and the weak sentences,” a Swedish Medical Products Agency spokesman said. A 2011 raid on a Hells Angels clubhouse in Sweden saw authorities seize a massive amount of impotency medication. The medical products agency estimated the growing trade to be worth about 900 million kronor (US$126.3 million) a year. Fucking Swedish drug gangs huh? Changing the game for everyone here. Forget weed, cocaine and ecstasy. Cops are all over that, guaranteed to get busted for that shit. What better drug to sell in clubs and on the streets these days to drunk people looking for a fix than viagra? Completely eliminates any chance of whiskey dick when laying pipe on your broad. And profit margins of 2600%. Did I fucking read that right? When they’re not packing coaches in flat boxes, they’re revolutionising the drug game.  Fucking Swedes playing chess while the rest of the world playing checkers

SWEDISH drugs gangs have abandoned cocaine and heroin for impotency and weight-loss drugs — which can net them greater profits with less risk. 

NewsCore.com

Products like illegally-imported counterfeit Viagra can yield 2,400 percent profits, news website The Local reported, citing the Dagens Nyheter newspaper, while narcotics only allow the gangs to double their money.

The gangs also face far lighter punishments if they are caught peddling the counterfeit products.

“The fact that organized crime has become increasingly interested in this is due to the high profitability and the weak sentences,” a Swedish Medical Products Agency spokesman said.

A 2011 raid on a Hells Angels clubhouse in Sweden saw authorities seize a massive amount of impotency medication.

The medical products agency estimated the growing trade to be worth about 900 million kronor (US$126.3 million) a year.

Fucking Swedish drug gangs huh? Changing the game for everyone here. Forget weed, cocaine and ecstasy. Cops are all over that, guaranteed to get busted for that shit.

What better drug to sell in clubs and on the streets these days to drunk people looking for a fix than viagra? Completely eliminates any chance of whiskey dick when laying pipe on your broad. And profit margins of 2600%. Did I fucking read that right?

When they’re not packing coaches in flat boxes, they’re revolutionising the drug game. 

Fucking Swedes playing chess while the rest of the world playing checkers

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Man held after taking zebra, parrot to bar The Advertiser HE wasn’t arrested for taking his pet zebra and parrot to a bar, but for trying to drive them home drunk. Jerald Reiter a farmer from Dubuque, Iowa - located on his home state’s border with Illinois and Wisconsin - was stopped on in the carpark of the town’s Dog House Lounge on suspicion of drunk driving, with his unusual passengers on the front seat. Police said that field sobriety tests showed that the 55-year-old had a blood alcohol level of .14, almost twice Iowa’s legal limit, KCRG-TV reported. Reiter told the Des Moines Register that he and his girlfriend treat the animals - three-month-old zebra PeeWee and parrot Izzy - like friends and take them to the bar because it sometimes allows animals inside. Im sitting here, reading this story and I can honestly say for sure that if I had to picture a guy who wanted to take his Zebra and Parrot to a bar and then got busted for driving wasted this is exactly the face I’d expect. Once again, Im not gonna be hating on this Jerald one bit here. I mean, clearly these animals aren’t holding up their end of the bargin as being designated drivers. You’ve been at the bar all night with your mate, and can clearly tell he’s wasted and you still let him drive? Worst friends ever! The zebra and the parrot are the real crooks here. Should’ve taken his keys away from him the minute he left the bar and this whole crisis would have been averted. Only in Iowa.

Man held after taking zebra, parrot to bar

The Advertiser

HE wasn’t arrested for taking his pet zebra and parrot to a bar, but for trying to drive them home drunk.

Jerald Reiter a farmer from Dubuque, Iowa - located on his home state’s border with Illinois and Wisconsin - was stopped on in the carpark of the town’s Dog House Lounge on suspicion of drunk driving, with his unusual passengers on the front seat.

Police said that field sobriety tests showed that the 55-year-old had a blood alcohol level of .14, almost twice Iowa’s legal limit, KCRG-TV reported.

Reiter told the Des Moines Register that he and his girlfriend treat the animals - three-month-old zebra PeeWee and parrot Izzy - like friends and take them to the bar because it sometimes allows animals inside.

Im sitting here, reading this story and I can honestly say for sure that if I had to picture a guy who wanted to take his Zebra and Parrot to a bar and then got busted for driving wasted this is exactly the face I’d expect.

Once again, Im not gonna be hating on this Jerald one bit here. I mean, clearly these animals aren’t holding up their end of the bargin as being designated drivers. You’ve been at the bar all night with your mate, and can clearly tell he’s wasted and you still let him drive?

Worst friends ever! The zebra and the parrot are the real crooks here. Should’ve taken his keys away from him the minute he left the bar and this whole crisis would have been averted.

Only in Iowa.

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TERRORISTS TARGET SOCIAL MEDIA, AMBASSADOR SAYS abc.com.au Australia’s Counter Terrorism Ambassador, Bill Paterson, says social media is being used to recruit marginalised people. “We believe terrorists are using Facebook, Twitter but it’s hard to measure that completely because the technology is so widespread,” he said. In a speech at Griffith University in Brisbane yesterday, Mr Paterson said a great deal of resources is needed to reduce the threat posed by radical and tech-savvy individuals. “Two words come to mind - vigilance and persistence - it is not something we can really let up on,” he said. The terrorism expert also warned against complacency after recent successes including the killing of Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden in 2011. Those damn terrorists! Got us again! They clearly hate everything the free world stands for and now they’re using OUR social media sites to recruit marginalised people! The nerve! Thanks to Mr Paterson for this breaking piece of news. Everyone delete your facebooks and twitters! In fact, just cease using the internet all together. Who knows, the next link you click on may just brainwash you to plant a bomb on your own street! P.S what the fuck is a terrorism expert? Is this an actual job? Like he gets paid to write and speak bullshit like this… give me a break

TERRORISTS TARGET SOCIAL MEDIA, AMBASSADOR SAYS

abc.com.au

Australia’s Counter Terrorism Ambassador, Bill Paterson, says social media is being used to recruit marginalised people.

“We believe terrorists are using Facebook, Twitter but it’s hard to measure that completely because the technology is so widespread,” he said.

In a speech at Griffith University in Brisbane yesterday, Mr Paterson said a great deal of resources is needed to reduce the threat posed by radical and tech-savvy individuals.

“Two words come to mind - vigilance and persistence - it is not something we can really let up on,” he said.

The terrorism expert also warned against complacency after recent successes including the killing of Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden in 2011.

Those damn terrorists! Got us again! They clearly hate everything the free world stands for and now they’re using OUR social media sites to recruit marginalised people! The nerve!

Thanks to Mr Paterson for this breaking piece of news.

Everyone delete your facebooks and twitters! In fact, just cease using the internet all together. Who knows, the next link you click on may just brainwash you to plant a bomb on your own street!

P.S what the fuck is a terrorism expert? Is this an actual job? Like he gets paid to write and speak bullshit like this… give me a break

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Song of the day - Thursday 24/05/2012

Ice Cube - It was a good day

Forget about the refs from origin. We’ll smash those scumbags next time.

have a good day ya’ll, Library is calling me. fuuuuuuuuck that noise

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Well fuck it.

Queensland got us again, I feel like everyone else that the refs had a fairly large influence. The sin binning of Jennings was fair but there were two penalties later on against Greg Bird which led to tries beng scored out right.

Not much to say about Inglis’ “try” short of it was a disgrace.

Anyway, the tabloids will go on and on about the refs and Jennings etc, but the real story coming out of last night was this creature singing our national anthem.

I mean, what the fuck is that thing? I’m surprised Steve Irwin didn’t come back from the dead and try to wrestle this thing to the ground. I watched the game with a few buddies and we literally had no speech for the next 5 minutes. Who is this freaky bitch? It’s like a terrible car crash where you can’t look away. I’m disgusted but also a little intrigued, didnt realise people could actually look like this.

I guess that’s just the magic of rugby league!

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